A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The man replies, "One of Hayden's freestyle raps, served with a tiny paper umbrella." The bartender shits into a cup, pisses into the shit, stirs the shit into the piss, and hands it to the man. The man exclaims, "Hey, you forgot the umbrella!"
Q: Why is a piece of shit preferable to Hayden's freestyle raps?
A: You can't flush Hayden's freestyle raps down the toilet.
Q: What's the difference between Hayden's freestyle raps and racism?
A: Some people aren't disgusted by racism.
Q: Why does Ron Paul refer to himself as a constitutionalist while conversely suggesting unconstitutional policies?
A: Because the First Amendment should be limited when it comes to Hayden's right to compose freestyle rap.
Q: Why do some musicians hesitate to accept the genre of rap as a form of music?
A: Hayden.
Q: Why would a merciful god create people without the ability to hear?
A: Take a wild fucking guess.
Tuesday, February 21, 2012
Friday, January 27, 2012
Knock knock!
Q: What's the difference between a traumatized rape victim and Hayden's freestyle rapping?
A: A traumatized rape victim can get better over time.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Eating a big pile of steaming shit.
Eating a big pile of steaming shit who?
Eating a big pile of steaming shit would be immeasurably more pleasant than listening to Hayden's freestyle raps.
A: A traumatized rape victim can get better over time.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Eating a big pile of steaming shit.
Eating a big pile of steaming shit who?
Eating a big pile of steaming shit would be immeasurably more pleasant than listening to Hayden's freestyle raps.
On Hayden's Freestyle Raps, Part Two
Q: What do Hayden's freestyle raps have in common with the Yangtze River?
A: They're both full of shit.
Q: What's worse than Hayden's freestyle rapping?
A: The Holocaust.
A sadist, a moron, and one of Hayden's freestyle raps walk into a bar. The bartender says, "You're the first person to come in here tonight."
Q: What's the difference between Hayden's freestyle rapping and 9/11?
A: People don't want to forget 9/11.
A: They're both full of shit.
Q: What's worse than Hayden's freestyle rapping?
A: The Holocaust.
A sadist, a moron, and one of Hayden's freestyle raps walk into a bar. The bartender says, "You're the first person to come in here tonight."
Q: What's the difference between Hayden's freestyle rapping and 9/11?
A: People don't want to forget 9/11.
On Hayden's Freestyle Raps, Part One
Q: Why do we tolerate the intellectual and artistic terrorism that is Hayden's freestyle rapping?
A: It gives mentally retarded children a rapper that they can relate to.
Q: What do Hayden's freestyle raps have in common with a fart?
A: Artistic merit.
Q: Why do people take an instant dislike to Hayden's freestyle raps?
A: It saves them time.
Q: How did Hayden survive E. coli?
A: Even bacteria can't stand his freestyle rapping.
Q: What's the best part of Hayden's freestyle rapping?
A: It has to end sometime.
Q: What's the difference between scratching nails against a chalkboard and Hayden's freestyle rapping?
A: It takes more talent to scratch your nails against a chalkboard.
Q: What do Hayden's freestyle raps have in common with best-selling musician George Michael?
A: They both suck dick.
Q: What does Hayden's freestyle rapping have in common with such horrible methods of torture as waterboarding and murdering one's family while they are forced to watch?
A: Enjoyability.
A: It gives mentally retarded children a rapper that they can relate to.
Q: What do Hayden's freestyle raps have in common with a fart?
A: Artistic merit.
Q: Why do people take an instant dislike to Hayden's freestyle raps?
A: It saves them time.
Q: How did Hayden survive E. coli?
A: Even bacteria can't stand his freestyle rapping.
Q: What's the best part of Hayden's freestyle rapping?
A: It has to end sometime.
Q: What's the difference between scratching nails against a chalkboard and Hayden's freestyle rapping?
A: It takes more talent to scratch your nails against a chalkboard.
Q: What do Hayden's freestyle raps have in common with best-selling musician George Michael?
A: They both suck dick.
Q: What does Hayden's freestyle rapping have in common with such horrible methods of torture as waterboarding and murdering one's family while they are forced to watch?
A: Enjoyability.
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