A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The man replies, "One of Hayden's freestyle raps, served with a tiny paper umbrella." The bartender shits into a cup, pisses into the shit, stirs the shit into the piss, and hands it to the man. The man exclaims, "Hey, you forgot the umbrella!"
Q: Why is a piece of shit preferable to Hayden's freestyle raps?
A: You can't flush Hayden's freestyle raps down the toilet.
Q: What's the difference between Hayden's freestyle raps and racism?
A: Some people aren't disgusted by racism.
Q: Why does Ron Paul refer to himself as a constitutionalist while conversely suggesting unconstitutional policies?
A: Because the First Amendment should be limited when it comes to Hayden's right to compose freestyle rap.
Q: Why do some musicians hesitate to accept the genre of rap as a form of music?
A: Hayden.
Q: Why would a merciful god create people without the ability to hear?
A: Take a wild fucking guess.
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