Q: Why do we tolerate the intellectual and artistic terrorism that is Hayden's freestyle rapping?
A: It gives mentally retarded children a rapper that they can relate to.
Q: What do Hayden's freestyle raps have in common with a fart?
A: Artistic merit.
Q: Why do people take an instant dislike to Hayden's freestyle raps?
A: It saves them time.
Q: How did Hayden survive E. coli?
A: Even bacteria can't stand his freestyle rapping.
Q: What's the best part of Hayden's freestyle rapping?
A: It has to end sometime.
Q: What's the difference between scratching nails against a chalkboard and Hayden's freestyle rapping?
A: It takes more talent to scratch your nails against a chalkboard.
Q: What do Hayden's freestyle raps have in common with best-selling musician George Michael?
A: They both suck dick.
Q: What does Hayden's freestyle rapping have in common with such horrible methods of torture as waterboarding and murdering one's family while they are forced to watch?
A: Enjoyability.
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